Jen N Tonic
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May cause drowsiness, nausea, or vomiting.en-us2005-06-11T22:00:22-06:00Thanks for reading
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I said I would update in June and I did. It's a miracle. Alas, this will be my last post on this site. In my three month hiatus from updating here I've discovered the joys of having an anonymous blog,...Jennifer2005-06-11T22:00:22-06:00See you in June
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I was surfing the web this morning and got really annoyed that one of my favorite bloggers hadn't updated her site in a while. "Why even have a blog if you never update it?" I huffed. Then I remembered about...Diary of a webmasterJennifer2005-03-09T08:55:51-06:00Best comment ever
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Christina says: Watch out with the court shows, they will suck you in. Then, one day you find yourself watching and screaming at Judge Maybellene on the television, "you tell 'em, girlfriend" That's when you know life is over for...Diary of a webmasterJennifer2005-03-09T08:53:00-06:00What would Dr. Phil say about people who never update their blog?
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The baby's afternoon feeding is usually around 3:00pm and I often pass the time by watching the first half of Dr. Phil. OK, I watch the whole thing. I always start by telling myself I only have it on to...Pop culture, politics, and other unimportant stuffJennifer2005-02-20T21:20:11-06:00Yeah, it was hubris
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So I don't have the sleep thing solved, but I do think I'm getting close. And Marc Weissbluth is still the devil....Nine months without boozeJennifer2005-02-20T21:18:29-06:00Hubris
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I think I may have this sleep thing figured out. After analyzing the situation with two Excel spreadsheets, a Word document and a few good books I've had some major insights. Unfortunately I am still at my mom's and am...Nine months without boozeJennifer2005-02-10T20:16:58-06:00I'm too tired to think of a witty title
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When I was younger I used to think that "baby weight" came from some mysterious hormone associated with childbearing that magically added fat cells to your body without any help from you. Now my hypothesis is that the additional fat...Nine months without boozeJennifer2005-02-06T01:28:38-06:00A farewell to email
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For those of you who are confused and thrown off by all these new words here on the main page, let me explain by saying that I did not plan to update the site today. I got all comfortable in...Diary of a webmasterJennifer2005-01-23T13:46:02-06:00Ringtones reach a new low
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I have stated in the past that I'm not the biggest fan of ringtones for cell phones. But there's a new Sir Mix-A-Lot tone out that I have mixed emotions about. Unfortunately for Mix-A-Lot, cell phone users, and the human...Pop culture, politics, and other unimportant stuffJennifer2005-01-23T13:41:18-06:00The one New Year’s Resolution I can remember
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So I wrote down some New Year’s Resolutions while having a margarita with my husband last week but now I can’t find them and can’t remember what they were. I guess “be more responsible” wasn’t one of them. A pretty...Health, Jen N Tonic styleJennifer2005-01-02T22:05:51-06:00A Christmas shout-out
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It's been an amazing year in the blogosphere, especially if you read the blogs I do. I've been following the witty-and-yet-heartbreaking-at-the-same-time writing of Getupgrrl, Julie, Karen, and Tertia for the past year and often find myself laughing and crying at...Diary of a webmasterJennifer2004-12-24T17:06:32-06:00Beware of blog
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Oh, yeah. This thing. I've been spending so much time reading other people's blogs that I kind of forgot about my own. Besides, lately I haven't had any opinions other than "sleep is so amazingly wonderful and overrated. I miss...Diary of a webmasterJennifer2004-12-24T16:02:31-06:00The Twelve Days of Spam
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Since my email address used to be all over Buttafly without any sort of spam protection I have the privilege of getting about 200 spam emails per day. Qurb, my spam filtering program, says it has snagged 72,857 emails since...Best of the InboxJennifer2004-12-05T21:51:03-06:00My husband and I debate hunting
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And I even let him get the last word. As always, read from the bottom up. -----Original Message----- From: J. Sent: Saturday, November 20, 2004 6:10 PM To: 'Jennifer' Subject: RE: King Ranch Buck I would agree that no one...Best of the InboxJennifer2004-11-22T21:44:51-06:00Ooh, look at how cute the baby is. NOW!
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I never used to be a "baby person." When friends and relatives had babies I thought they were mildly interesting but never gave it much thought other than that. Which is why I'm surprised at how much of a baby...FamilyJennifer2004-11-17T20:31:05-06:00