Thanks for reading
I said I would update in June and I did. It's a miracle.
Alas, this will be my last post on this site. In my three month hiatus from updating here I've discovered the joys of having an anonymous blog, where you can talk smack and obsess about the minutia of your life without your entire social network knowing what a fool you really are.
I knew it was time to switch to an anonymous blog when we were at lunch with an older, distinguished couple we know and the subject of yoga came up. The wife was imploring me to try a prenatal yoga class for my next pregnancy and her husband became visibly uncomfortable and eventually confessed, "I Googled you and found your blog."
Of course my mind started racing, trying to think of any bizarre thing I may have written on this or any of my other sites that I may need to explain quickly in order to preserve any hope of being friends with these people. (I believe I was thinking something along the lines of, "Please please please don't tell me he came across the Snoop Dogg translator.)
So, that's it for Jen N Tonic. I haven't decided what I'm going to do with Buttafly, but I'll probably resume updating that eventually in some form or another.
Off I go to resume bitching about pop rap lyrics and ringtones under the merciful veil of anonymity.
Thanks for reading,
Jennifer
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